Have some great literary insults. Some of these are very good.
I do wonder, though, what will happen to literary insults in the future. All of the writers on my blog list, both published and unpublished, are such nice people. I don't have anything bad to say about any of them. You're all utterly lovely, and I have nothing bad to say about any of you. How dull :p
Perhaps some of you wouldn't mind being nasty for a bit, so we can get some fake feuds going? We can still be friends in secret.